England

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

paintdeath:

"They know I can’t move a finger, and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, "Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…"

Psycho (1960)
Directed by Alfred Hitchcock

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

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Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
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sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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"   I did not intend to get this drunk   "
Me every time I drink (via kttwlk)
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